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10-30-2004, 09:26 PM
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The Origins Of Chapstick
On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After
dismounting, he walked behind his horse, lifted it's tail and kissed it where the sun don't shine. An old man in a rockin' chair by the general store witnessed the whole thing. "Whudd'ya do that fer?" he asked. "Got chapped lips," the cowboy replied. The old man asked, "Does that help?" The cowboy said, "Nope, but it keeps me from lickin' 'em." Keep A Shine On Y'er Spurs! -Southwest Sam 
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10-31-2004, 07:14 AM
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And Ifthat don't do it then nothing will 8O
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"Laugh and the world laughs with you. But If you fart, then you stand alone." joey Bishop
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11-03-2004, 09:52 AM
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good one
LOL.... I like this one even better!
I'm not sure whether or not I can use this one with kids though.... What do you guys think?
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" NO FROWNIN' WHILE I'M CLOWNIN'! " BIPS the Clown
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11-04-2004, 06:05 PM
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Young lads will love it! However their parents may not thank you for telling it to them.
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