Cheerios! (adult humor)

[Tinks]

A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know
what?" says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we started cussing."

The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, "When
we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with 'hell' and you
say something with 'ass'. The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he
wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios.
"WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and
runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear
with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can just
stay there until I let you out!"


She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice,
"And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?" "I don't know," he blubbers,
"but you can bet your ass it won't be Cheerios

[Webmaster]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I love it! Perfect for the elderly!

[mr_buckaroo]

this is a great joke tinks i used it as my joke of the week and got all kinds of laughs out of it. i try to find a new joke everyweek to get some smiles out of ppl and brighten there day a little.

[Blotto]

This ones a little randy but, I was in tears when I heard it. If you don't like lewd stop reading now.


Q: What is the difference between Joan Collins & a Kit Kat?

A: You only get 4 fingers in a Kit Kat.

[saphireSue]

A bear and a rabbit were sitting near a tree taking a [poop],
the bear asked the rabbit
"Do you have any trouble with getting poop on your fur"
the rabbit replied 'nope, no problem at all'
Bear grabs rabbit and you know what he does........CHARMIN