A man went to the doctor with constipation. The physican offered some medication. The man faithfully took it for the next three days then returned to the doctor, who asked how things were going.
"That medicine you gave me was no help at all. And it tasted horrible. I might have well just stuck it up my rear!" he lambasted the physician.
The doctor shot back, "Well, they WERE laxitives, you know!"
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