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Old 12-27-2007, 09:00 AM
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Default Sale at Wal-Mart

Has anyone heard about the sale going on at WalMart now in the laxatives section?

They are calling it the Rear End Blowout Sale!

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Old 12-27-2007, 09:14 AM
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Love the post it's great
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Laxatives, eh? That sale must be for the stuck-up people.
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Old 12-28-2007, 03:22 AM
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A man went to the doctor with constipation. The physican offered some medication. The man faithfully took it for the next three days then returned to the doctor, who asked how things were going.

"That medicine you gave me was no help at all. And it tasted horrible. I might have well just stuck it up my rear!" he lambasted the physician.

The doctor shot back, "Well, they WERE laxitives, you know!"
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Old 12-28-2007, 09:31 PM
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I don't get it....I think you meant, they were Suppositories! Sounds better.
I dunno
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