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Old 01-15-2008, 09:50 PM
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I called my wife on my home the other day. It was her birthday, and I wanted to get her something she would like. I told her I was bringing home her favorite flower. Then I heard an emotional. "Thank you." So I eagerly picked up a bag of Pillsbury self-rising flour and almost made it through the front door.
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Actually, that was my second black eye. I just don't seem to get it. One afternoon this past summer I arrived home from work to find her kneeling in front of the flower garden that I had procrastinated about weeding. She looked just awful; hot, dirty, and sweaty. I praised her for her hard work and said I would be right back to make things easier for her. I returned with a kneeling pad. The rest is history
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Hmmm ... my husband told me he was going to make me the happiest woman in the world ... I told him I'd write to him.
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