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Old 02-03-2008, 09:54 AM
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A man in Topeka, Kansas decided to write a book about churches around the country. He started by flying to San Francisco and began working east from there. Going to every large church, he began taking photographs and making notes.

He spotted a golden telephone on the vestibule wall and was intrigued with a sign, which read, "Calls: $10,000.00 dollars a minute." Seeking out the pastor he asked about the phone and the sign. The pastor answered that this golden telephone is, in fact, a direct line to heaven and if he pays the price he can talk directly to God.

The man thanked the pastor and continued on his way.. As he continued to visit churches in Seattle, Denver, St. Louis, Chicago, Milwaukee, and around the United States, he found more phones with the same sign, and the same answer from each pastor.
Finally he arrived in Georgia. Upon entering a church in Georgia, behold- he saw the usual golden telephone, but THIS time the sign read "Calls $ .35 cents."

Fascinated he asked to talk to the pastor. "Reverend, I have been in cities all across the country and in each church I have found this golden telephone and have been told that it is a direct line to Heaven and that I could talk to God, but in the other churches the cost was $10,000.00 dollars a minute. Your sign reads only 35 cents a call, Why?"

The pastor, smiling benignly, replied, "Son, you're in the South now..........You're in God's Country, It's a local call...
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Old 02-03-2008, 09:40 PM
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Thanks. Haven't heard that one for a few years.
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Old 02-10-2008, 06:57 PM
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nice I like that one I wonder how much that telephone is worth
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