Sad News

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Sad News


The world is mourning a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and traumatic complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, The
Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.

The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never really knew just how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose to the top quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.

He was no smart cookie in business, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky, he was a persistent and crusty old man, and was considered a positive roll model for all.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 350 for about 20 minutes.

If this made you smile, rise to the occasion and share this with
someone else who may be having a crumby day and really kneads it.