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11-28-2004, 06:26 PM
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Can anyone tell me where elephants are found?
Why elephants are so big, they're hardly ever lost!
bada-bing 
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02-10-2006, 03:32 PM
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Why do Elephants have trunks?
Because they would look silly with Glove Compartments! Radio
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02-10-2006, 07:34 PM
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What animal is always ready for vacation?
why elephants of course, they're trunk is already packed Oh Hi Radio, glad to meet ya.
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03-06-2006, 10:34 AM
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How do you know when there is a scared elephant hiding under your bed?
You wake up and your nose is touching the ceiling.
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03-08-2006, 01:02 PM
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What vegetable do you get when an elephant walks through your garden?
Squash!
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03-08-2006, 03:50 PM
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What time is it when a elephant sits on your fence
Time to get a new fence I was laughing so hard the first time I heard that joke I wet my pants (I was five)
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03-20-2006, 02:44 PM
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Why does an elephant wear red sneakers?
So he can hide in a cherry tree. Ever see an elephant in a cherry tree? No? Then it works, doesn't it?
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03-20-2006, 02:51 PM
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How do you get down off an elephant?
You don't. Down comes from ducks and geese. Ashes
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