Road Kill

[Harpoetta]

A friend of mine ran over an animal with her car, she was very upset about it. She didn't know what kind of animal it was, so knowing that I know a little about animals, she asked me what I thought it was.

I asked her, "What did it look like?"

She replied that it was "sortof flat and gooey."

"No, no." I said, "Before you hit it!"

"Oh, um, surprised!"

[Fitzwilly]

Must have been another blonde.