Another Dumb Blond

[Harpoetta]

A blond is walking down the sidewalk. She sees a banana peel in the walk in front of her and says, "Oh no, here we go again."

[Fifi D. Clown]

Hey, wait - I'm a blonde - what am I laughing for?

[Harpoetta]

I'm blond too, but I still love these jokes. Most of the blonds (not all, but most) that are dumb enough to do these things have dark roots.

[saphireSue]

another blond joke
When my oldest was 16 and had her first car. her father and I were trying to stress the importance of maintaining a car and expenses we had put into her car. [this is true]

"I don't know why you put anti-freeze in, ... the air conditioner doesn't work anyway"

[Fifi D. Clown]

My friend was driving to beach on a sweltering day.
I asked why she didn't put on the air conditioner.
"I don't have air conditioning" she said
"Yes you do - right there A/C."
"No, that's something to do with the engine" (this from the bruntte, but I didn't rub it in)

[saphireSue]

well when she graduted from school her dad took her out to look for a new car and was teasing her about getting a hybrid...

"dad I don't know... none of the gas stations in town have those pull ends so you can recharge"

same daughter. graduated 3.6

[Fitzwilly]

From a man's point of view... "No comment!"

[sirlaffalot]

Two blondes and a brunette were being rescued from a flood via a helicopter. They were hanging on the rope ladder when the pilot shouted that they were too heavy and one needs to let go. the blondes both shook their heads and said they wouldn't let go, finally the brunett said that she would let go.

The blondes applauded.

[Fifi D. Clown]

SHE WAS SO BLONDE...

... she tripped over a cordless phone.
... she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box
because it said "concentrate"
... she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to
make up her mind.
... she got stabbed in a shoot-out.
... she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and
"DON'T WALK".
... she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
... she sent me a fax with a stamp on it
... she tried to drown a fish.
... she thought a quarterback was a refund.
... she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
... if you gave her a penny for intelligence, you'd get
change back.
... they had to burn the school down to get her out of 3d
grade.
... under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked
On Phonics".
... she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
... at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here"
she put "Sagittarius".
... she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
... it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
... if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless.
... she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train
... she sold the car for gas money.
... when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went
home and got 16 friends.
... when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the
home, she moved.
... when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said
"Airport Left" she turned around and went home.

[Duckie]

Originally Posted by Fitzwilly

From a man's point of view... "No comment!"

You mean from a smart man's point of view!!!!! LOL