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Old 03-13-2008, 11:04 AM
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Default Garfield on the Oil Crisis

Garfield on the oil crisis


A lot of folks can't understand how we came To have an oil
shortage here in our country.

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Well, there's a very simple answer.

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Nobody bothered to check the oil.

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We just didn't know we were getting low.

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The reason for that is purely geographical .

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Our OIL is located in

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ALASKA

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California

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Coastal Florida

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Coastal Louisiana

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Kansas

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Oklahoma

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Pennsylvania

And Texas

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Our DIPSTICKS are located in

Washington , DC !!!



Any questions ???

NO?


I didn't think so.
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