Don't argue with a woman. Period.

[Grandpa Weatherbie]

One morning a man returns to his lakeside cottage in his boat after several hours of fishing and retires for a nap.
His wife although not familiar with the lake decides to take the boat out for awhile. She motors out for a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up and begins to read a book.
Along motors a Game Warden, pulls up alongside of her and says, "Good Morning Ma'am, what are you doing?"
"Reading a book she replies, (thinking isn't that obvious?)
You are in a restricted fishing area he informs her.
"I'm sorry officer, I am not fishing, I am reading."
"Yes, but I see you have all of the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault" says the woman.
"But I haven't touched you," says the Game Warden."
"Thats true, but you have all of the equipment. For all I know you could start any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am." said the Warden as he motored off.