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Old 12-27-2004, 10:43 AM
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Q: whats the best place for a clown to have a second job.



A: a watch factory cause you just sit around and make faces all day.
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At the candle factory - 'cause you can just work wick ends.
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Quality control at a whoopie cushion factory?
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Elevator Operator - it has it's ups and downs.
Seamstress - it's a sew-sew job.
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Oh, had to add this..........My Dad has a new job with 500 men under him. He's cutting the grass at the cemetery.
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Feather Plucker at a rubber chicken factory...
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