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Old 04-20-2008, 04:17 PM
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Gender-Specific Driving Etiquette

A woman is driving at night on a narrow country road..
At the same time a man is driving in the opposite direction
on that same road.

When they narrowly pass each other at high speed, the woman rolls down her window and loudly shouts - HORSE!

Immediately the man shouts back - WITCH!

The man laughs. He is proud to have reacted so quickly to the shouting woman and takes the next turn in the road, maintaining his speed.




Moral of the story:


Men never listen, and when they do,
they don't understand one word a
woman says.
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Old 04-21-2008, 04:13 AM
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that driver really came out looking like a horses ...
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Old 04-21-2008, 09:01 AM
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