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04-21-2008, 12:02 AM
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Knock Knock jokes
I know the joke forum is titled Knock-knock but there are few knock knock jokes. Since I forget all the K-K jokes I used to know could you guys share yourt favorite K-K jokes with me? Wait a minute I do remember one.
Knock-Knock: Who's there? Olive Olive who? Olive you. (I love you)
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04-21-2008, 08:25 AM
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knock-knock....Who's there?
Boo Boo-Whoo Why ya cryin'???
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04-21-2008, 09:11 AM
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knock knock
Knock
Who's there? Opporknockety Opporknockety who? Opporknockety only tunes once you know. Knock Knock Who's there? Megan, Elise, and Chicken Megan, Elise, and Chicken who? He's megan elise and chicken it twice... (sung to tune of "Santa Claus is coming to town")
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04-21-2008, 10:17 AM
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Knock- Knock twist
I like to tell people that I have a great knock- knock joke.
Then I say "you start" When they say " knock-knock" I say "who's there?" Then I just stand there and wait for them to talk....... faces are priceless!!
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04-21-2008, 10:26 AM
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knock knock
whos there interupting cow interupting co *MOOO*
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04-21-2008, 10:26 AM
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In my honest opinion, the best knock-knock joke ever comes from Jeff Dunham and his Achmed the dead terrorist puppet. Or maybe my sense of humor is a little strange, I don't know.
"Knock-knock" "Who's there?" "Me, I kill you."
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04-21-2008, 11:37 AM
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Knock
Who's there? shirley shirley who? shirley you can open the door!
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04-21-2008, 11:41 AM
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Knock knock!
Whos there? Ear. Ear who? ear you are! I've been looking for you!
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04-21-2008, 11:54 AM
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Knock Knock?
Who's There? Sherwood. Sherwood who? sherwood like to meet you!
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04-22-2008, 02:21 PM
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Knock Knock?
Who's there? Adolph Adolph who? Adolph ball jus hit me in da mowf! Courtesy of Knock Knock Jokes! I like the one for Dwayne, too.
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