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Old 05-03-2008, 07:07 PM
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The Banana Test

Who will get this test right?

The Banana Test

There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals, a
Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe, and a Squirrel, who pass by. They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.

Who do you guess will win?

Your answer will reflect your personality.

So think carefully . . . Try and answer within 30 seconds

Got your answer?

Now scroll down to see the analysis.











If your answer is:

Lion = you're dull.
Chimpanzee = you're a moron.
Giraffe = you're a complete idiot.
Squirrel = you're just hopelessly stupid.

A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS. Obviously you're stressed and overworked. You should take some time off and relax! Try again next year.
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Old 05-03-2008, 10:29 PM
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Gee, I could never figure out which side of the barn roof the egg rolled when the rooster laid it on the peak either.
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Old 05-03-2008, 10:43 PM
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Well, at least I'm dull, but thoughtful.
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