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Old 06-03-2008, 06:35 PM
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ok so a rooster is sitting on a weather vain on a barn, and the wind is blowing south. the barn runs east to west. when the rooster lays an egg, which way does the egg roll?

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Answer- Roosters don't lay eggs!
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Old 06-03-2008, 06:47 PM
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i heard the buss driver one before his name is eather Willace, Hobo Bob, Scrubs, Spooky, or Will or all of the a bove i'm not sure yet i'll have to ask him
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I didn't even know I could drive a bus!
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well.................maybe the banana was hot glued to the tree. ha ha I figured it out.
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Old 06-22-2008, 10:20 PM
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Old 06-22-2008, 11:23 PM
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well.................maybe the banana was hot glued to the tree. ha ha I figured it out.
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I didn't even know I could drive a bus!
Ha! I'll bet you don't know how many kids are left on the bus either.
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All of the kids were on the bus. Except the ones that got off. ha ha ha
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Ha! I'll bet you don't know how many kids are left on the bus either.
Kids? What kids? Hey is that a mall up ahead?
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