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Old 05-22-2008, 03:23 PM
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Default Banana Test

There is a very, very tall coconut tree and four different animals,

a Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe, and a Squirrel, pass by.

They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.

Who do you guess will win?

Your answer will reflect your current situation.

So think carefully. Try to answer within 30 seconds.

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If your answer is:

Lion = you're tired.

Chimpanzee = you're worn out.

Giraffe = you're frazzled.

Squirrel = you're exhausted.

A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS.

Obviously you're stressed and overworked.

Take some time off and relax soon!
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Old 05-22-2008, 11:59 PM
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After some thought I totally chose the Giraffe too!
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Old 05-23-2008, 05:37 AM
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My first reaction was the giraffe but then I realized it was a coconut tree.

I'll have to remember this one for later use.
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Old 05-23-2008, 09:27 AM
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I was thinking the Lion devoured all the rest and got the banana from the COCONUT TREE!

Yes, I am tired!
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Old 05-23-2008, 11:16 AM
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I chose the monkey. Here was my reasoning:
  • The tree was too tall for the giraffe even
  • The lion couldn't climb straight up the coconut tree
  • The banana would be too big for the squirrel
I need to pay attention more (or else stop thinking so much!)
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Old 05-23-2008, 11:31 PM
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So this rooster was sitting on top of the barn.............
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Old 05-24-2008, 01:28 AM
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How many eggs did he lay, Gladman?
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Old 05-24-2008, 04:15 AM
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None of us got it right i picked eather the chimp & Squirral but none of us relized coconut tree & them getting bananas I feel tired alot & cant seem to feel rested or relaxed i need a vaca maybe but it was funny
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thats a good one
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Old 06-03-2008, 05:32 PM
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i have another joke, BUT in order for it to work you must only read it once. once you read it, look away.

(P.S. this joke is better if you tell it verbally)... Ready? GO!!!


ok, your driving a bus and 10 kids are on the bus. 2 kids get on. then 5 kids get off. then 7 kids get on and 1 gets off. then 13 kids get off. and then 4 kids get on the bus. whats the busdrivers name?

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give up already?

the answer is your name!! because i said YOUR driving a bus
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