I'm Free!!!
This man robs a bank and is sent to prison for a very long time. He decides that he's going to break out and steals a spoon from the cafeteria and starts to dig a tunned out from his cell.
It takes him 10 years to tunnel out and then one day he finally reaches the outside, which is snap dab in the middle of a playground. The man is so excited he jumps out of the hole and jumps up and down yelling "I'M FREE! I'M FREE! I'M FREE"
When he finally settles down he notices a little girl standing there. With her hands on her hips, she looks at him and says "So WHAT??? I'm Four!"
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"To live will be an "awefully" big adventure!" -Robin Williams (Hook)
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