Wedding Anniversary Joke

[Grandpa Weatherbie]

Sam and Becky were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary and Sam says to Becky "So, Becky, I was wondering... Have you ever cheated on me?"

Becky replies, "Oh Sam, why would you ask such a question now? You don't want to ask that question."

"Yes, Becky, I really want to know, please..."

"Well, all right, three times..."

"3, hmmm, well when were they?"

"Well Sam, remember when you were 35 years old and you really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give you the loan... Remember, then one day the bank president himself came over to the house and signed the loan papers, no questions asked... Well..."

"Oh, Becky, you did that for me? I respect you more than ever, to do such a thing for me... So when was number two?"

"Well, Sam, Remember when you had that heart attack and you were needing a very tricky operation, and no surgeon wanted to touch you... Then remember Dr DeBakey came all the way here to do the operation himself, and then you were in good shape again... Well..."

"Oh my God!!! Becky, you should do such a thing to save my life... I couldn't have a more wonderful wife... To do such a thing, you must really love me darling... I couldn't be more moved... So, all right, when was number 3."

"Well, Sam, remember a few years ago, when you really wanted to be president of the congregation... And you were 47 votes short..."