Quick Blond Joke

[Willace-the-Clown]

On a flight from New York to Paris, soon after take-off the pilot announces: "I'm sorry, but we have lost one of our engines. Subsequently, we will arrive in Paris approximately half an hour late."
A few minutes later, he comes on again:
"Hate to disappoint you folks, but another engine is down. Don't panic - we've still got two going, but now we'll be about 2 hours late."
After another few minutes, he comes on again:
"Look, I am really sorry about this, but somehow we have lost our third engine. Still nothing serious to worry about, but we will be about five hours late to Paris."
After hearing this, a blonde turns to the guy sitting next to him and remarks, "If we lose the other one, we'll be up here all night."

[Yin Yang]

Originally Posted by Goober

Alright, I have a good one:

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head are on a desert island. The low tide comes in and they see the mainland about a mile away. The brunette jumps into the water hastily, swims as fast as she can, and reaches the mainland. Bolstered with confidence, the red head jumps in, swims at a paced rate, and makes it too. The blonde jumps in as well, swims halfway there, and then swims back.

Huh, I don't get it.

[Luki Loki]

The crucial words in the joke are makes it 1/2 way. Either way she swims is the same distance so why not finish

[Sassy Frass]

I LOVE blonde jokes since my REAL hair color is GREEN

[Willace-the-Clown]

what do you know Sassy my eye brows & beard is green but my hair is blue

[Happy Chappy & Daisy]

Originally Posted by Willace-the-Clown

what do you know Sassy my eye brows & beard is green but my hair is blue

Perhaps we can cheer it up, Willace...