Quick Blond Joke

[Toodle C. Doodle]

Guess what this sound is.

Vroom(car accelerating)... Screech (brakes screeching) ...Vroom... ..Screech.... Vroom....Screech......































Answer: A blond at a blinking red light.

[Goober]

Alright, I have a good one:

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head are on a desert island. The low tide comes in and they see the mainland about a mile away. The brunette jumps into the water hastily, swims as fast as she can, and reaches the mainland. Bolstered with confidence, the red head jumps in, swims at a paced rate, and makes it too. The blonde jumps in as well, swims halfway there, and then swims back.

[Harpoetta]

Similar to yours, Goober:


A blonde, a bunette and a red head are stranded on a desert island. They see the mainland a mile away.

Then Brunette tries to swim for it, makes it half way, gets too tired and drowns.

The red head decides to try for it, makes it half way, gets tired and drowns.

The blonde tries for it, makes it 3 quarters of the way, gets tired, turns around and goes back.

[tim]

Leave it to a blonde to find a clever way of survival!

[Toodle C. Doodle]

A blond walks up to a parking meter, puts in a quarter, the dial goes to 60. The blond says, "Huh. I lost 100 pounds!"

[Willace-the-Clown]

A blonde was having a problem with her laser printer, so she called the company's technical support.
The help desk technician asked her if she was "running it under Windows."
The blonde replied, "No, my desk is next to the door. But that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his is working fine."

[Magic Jeff]

are these even appropriate?i didn't know we could put stuff like this on here. will i get in truble if i put one up?

[Willace-the-Clown]

They are just jokes who ever finds a joke offenceive dont need to be here reading them

[Magic Jeff]

well then, i've got one.
ok, a blonde decided to try horse riding even though she had never tried it before. She got on the horse and began riding at a slow pace. Eventually the horse got faster and faster until the blonde wasn't able to hold on. All of a sudden she felt herself slipping from the saddle. In desperation the blonde decided to jump and try to save herself. So she jumped, but her foot got caught in the saddle stirrup and she was helplessly pulled behind the horse with her head banging on the ground.

The blonde was near unconscious when...
















...she was rescued by Fred the Wal-Mart greeter, who unplugged the horse.

[Magic Jeff]

---here's one for all you football fans---

So a guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first NFL football game. They had great seats right behind the bench. After the game, he asked his blonde girlfriend if she had a good time. She replied, “Oh, I really liked it, but I just don't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, the dude asked, "What on earth do you mean?" "Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: "Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!"