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08-20-2005, 04:13 PM
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What would chairs look like if our knees bent the other direction?
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08-24-2005, 11:40 AM
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08-24-2005, 01:13 PM
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08-25-2005, 06:51 PM
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How come there are no father in law jokes?
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08-25-2005, 08:59 PM
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Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because we are funny tasting
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08-29-2005, 10:12 PM
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If electicity comes from electrons
Does Morality come from Morons?
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08-29-2005, 11:01 PM
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If olive oil comes from olives,
where does baby oil come from??? Ashes
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09-13-2005, 01:06 AM
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If love is blind why is lingerie so popular?
Why do they call it a pair of pants but only one bra? Why has the metric system only caught on with the drug dealers? If Adam was the perfect man and Eve was a beautiful women, where did all the ugly people come from? These and many more in my book Rhetorical Questions, available on my website.
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09-13-2005, 06:10 PM
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Mine's alittle different too, but why do we say to little kids sleep tight don't let the bed bugs bite?
First time I said that to my daughter she cried for 10min. worrying about bed bugs!
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01-31-2006, 05:54 PM
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What is the employee discount at the dollar store
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