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03-03-2005, 07:14 PM
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Lifes little questions
1 Why do we press harder on the remote when we know the batteries are weak
2 Why doesnt glue stick to the bottle 3 Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets 4 How do those dead bugs get in those enclosed light fixtures 5 Is there a day when mattresses are not on sale 6 In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in the summer when we complained about the heat 7 Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word lisp
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03-03-2005, 08:13 PM
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8. why do we drive one parkways and park on drive ways
9. why do 7-11 's have locks on there doors when they are open 24hrs,
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04-02-2005, 10:23 AM
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More questions
-- If you pick up a one-legged hitchhiker, do you tell him -hop in?
Why do the put an expiration date on sour cream -- is it going to go GOOD?
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04-04-2005, 11:28 AM
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when they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
Ashes
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04-04-2005, 11:57 PM
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05-26-2005, 02:46 PM
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Why are asteroids called asteroids and hemorroids called hemorroids?
Shouldn't it be the other way around?
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08-15-2005, 07:08 PM
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Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest but ducks when you throw the gun at him
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures Why do banks charge a fee on insufficent funds when they know there is not enough Why do people believe you when you say there are forty billion stars but have to check when you say the paint is wet
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08-19-2005, 04:53 PM
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Not quite the same but it annoys me when people say,"have a good one."
Good one what? I know they mean day, but you have to admit it sounds funny if you think about it. :roll:
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08-20-2005, 11:59 AM
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[quote="Blossom"]Not quite the same but it annoys me when people say,"have a good one."
Good one what? I know they mean day, but you have to admit it sounds funny if you think about it. :roll:[/quote Probably because it's so generic Blossom-I'm guilty of that , I'm a Wal-Mart greeter and I say it about, lets say--Four Thousand times a day. Good observation however. Later
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