Brand New edition of "You're a redneck when..."

[Sonshine D Clown]

Originally Posted by Willace-the-Clown

my mom use to pass two boys on a bridge & would look at this one boy thinking he was cute then in middle school she met my dad threw a mutal freind & found out he was the cute boy at the bridge

That story is priceless... I love to hear things like this. How awesome

[Willace-the-Clown]

yea they went to the same middle school & High school as me & when we ahd a open house they would tell me what changed & would show me where they would hang out between classes

[Harpoetta]

Originally Posted by Sonshine D Clown

Scruffy... my family is so twisted - I am afraid to start unraveling all the twists.. we all laugh and joke about it all the twisted turns we have .... its a very BIG family, and we are all connected via Yahoo... lol

My sister has a t-shirt that says "Sometimes the family tree gorws a little twisted."

[Gladman]

Susie lee done fell in love,
she planned to marry joe.
She was so happy 'bout it all,
she told her pappy so.

Pappy told her, susie gal,
you'll have to find another.
I'd just as soon yer' ma don't know,
but joe is yer' half brother.

So susie put aside her joe
and planned to marry will.
But after telling pappy this,
he said, 'there's trouble still.'

you can't marry will, my gal,
and please don't tell yer' mother.
But will and joe, and several mo'
i know is yer' half brother.

But mama knew and said, my child,
just do what makes yew' happy.
Marry will or marry joe;
you ain't no kin to pappy.

[Oollilolli]

All-American redneck couple: white trash married to a redneck doing blue collar work! (sounds like me! haha!)



Top ten sign’s you're at a Redneck wedding...


10. Rehearsal dinner held at hooters
9. Instead of friends of the Bride, friends of the Groom, Usher’s ask Ford or Chevy
8. Bride’s maid’s wearing pink tub top’s, and Bride’s Groom’s wearing Travis Tritt T-shirt’s
7. Phrase “i do” replaced with phrase “I herd dat!”
6. The “Wedding March” song performed by Hank Williams Jr.
5. Minster asked “Who giveth this woman to be married” some guy in the back stand’s up and yell’s “Earnhardt”
4. Reception Conversation includes the phrase “So what have you been doing cents He Ha Mr. Lindsey?”
3. Snack tray’s at reception include Vienna Sausages and Nacho Cheese Doritos
2. Plan’s for the honey moon evening include ticket’s to the NASCAR race.
And the number 1 way to tell you're at a Redneck wedding…
1. Sign in from of the church “No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem”

[Happy Chappy & Daisy]

How about, "You already have the same last name"?

[Willace-the-Clown]

Billy Jim would wear a toby Keith shirt cuz he is My Fav country singer

[Gladman]

A Kentucky couple, both bonified rednecks, had 9 children.
They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed". The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what finally made them make
the decision--why after nine children, would they choose to do this.


The husband replied that they had read in a recent article that one
out of every ten children being born in the United States was Mexican, and
they didn't want to take a chance on having a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.

[boho64]

Hey Hey Hey......I'm a redneck......from moccasin bottom

[clown_hahaha]

The 911 Call

Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911.

The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away. "Where do you live?" asked the operator.

Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive."

The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?"

There was a long pause and finally Bubba said, "How 'bout if I drag her over to Oak Street, and you pick her up there?"