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Old 07-16-2007, 11:24 PM
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For those of you who are not aware, Balloon HQ - Educating the World About Balloons and Balloon Art (or .com they both work) is a phenomanal site with tremendous (some say prodigious) amounts of information concerning balloons. Check out the articles page (and the article archieves) as well as www.balloon.com/faq And concering this thread a specific page: Balloon HQ presents: Balloon Jokes and One-liners I thought about posting them here but there are simply too many.
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Fifi - good to see you back! How are you doing these days? Are you clowning much, practicing much, or just enjoying the winter weather?
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Fitzwilly,

I'm doing great and working a lot! But I think you may have me confused with another clown. I'm new to this website last year, have been clowning for 10 years in Northern New York.

Do I have a twin somewhere? Actually I am a twin so I guess the other Fifi D. Clown would be our triplet (or clowntuplet).
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Old 01-20-2008, 09:46 PM
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Nope! It's you. You joined right about the time I became active on the Forum and then you dissappeared. I just didn't bother to check your folder to remind myself that you have that much experience clowning. Did you go to the COAI convention up your way (was it Albany) about 5 years ago? I was there.
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I didn't think anyone noticed me...thanks.
I couldn't make it to that Albany convention unfortunately. They don't get that close very often. A convention is definitely on my to do list! That or clown camp within the next few years. I'm pretty much the only show in town here since my mentors moved about 5 years ago, so I'm pretty busy. I do try to keep learning and trying out new goofiness to keep things fresh.
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