Jokes for balloon animals......

[Fliptheclown]

I thought I would start a thread where you can post quick one liners that you can say when you are twisting up animals. I find it's good if you have a joke to go with the animal you are making, it helps to pass the time while the kid is waiting very patiently for said animal.

I'll start with a horse balloon......

This balloon doesn't talk, you know why?...........
Because its a little horse! (hoarse) get it, huh? :roll:

For a giraffe.......

What's worse than an elephant with a runny nose?.......
A giraffe with a sore throat!

For a weiner dog......

What did the hot dog say when he won the race?
I'm the weiner!

For a frog.......

What is a frog's favorite food?
French flies!

Just remember I didn't say they had to be good. :roll: :lol:

[GiGi]

For love birds...

What do you call 2 birds in love? Tweethearts

For snail....

Whats the worlds strongest creature? A snail - he carries his house on his back

For bees...

Why do bees have sticky hair? They use honey combs.

For dinosaur...

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens weren't invented yet.



You did say they didn't have to be good right!!

GiGi

[Fliptheclown]

For a cat.......

What's my cat's favorite breakfast cereal you ask?

Shredded tweet!

[ashes]

When I'm twisting balloons, I say "People ask me if they often pop."

"Only once."

Ashes

[ashes]

I make a thousand-and-one different animals, but they all look like dogs.

Ashes

[Fliptheclown]

For an elephant.......

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!

[BananaTree]

Whenever a baloon pops I tell them that was a WEASEL...POP! Goes the weasel


also I make small ballon animals and use the excess balloon (the uninflated part) to tie it to the child's wrist like a corsage or a blracelet. Whenever I make a TURTLE I tell the kids "he may look like a watch, but dont try and tell time with him cause he runs slow."

[shadylamps]

whats a birds favorite drink?

Cheep Beer!

Ya get it?.....cuz birds cheep....nah .... I know.....nope I wont quit the dayjob.

[BananaTree]

working restaurants, I try to make either hats or smaller animals (turtles, flowers, bees, hummingbirds, mice, songbirds, and parrots) and use the excess balloon to tie it to the childs wrist like a bracelet. It helps to keep the balloon animal out of the way of their food.

But - keeping on subject - when I make a turtle, I tell them that although it may look like a watch (setting on their arm) that it wont work as one because IT RUNS SLOW ALL THE TIME.

Aslo, whenever I am asked to make a dog (Which everyone knows and I just dont like doing because its so simple) I tell them that dogs arent allowed at the table because they beg for food and spill the water.

If they are really insistent about wanting a dog , I will give them one AFTER they have eaten - like I said, balloons get in the way of the food if they are too large (and that means I cannot make an Octopus for anyone)

[Fifi D. Clown]

I see this is an old thread, but I just came across it.

Dogs -Do you know where you put this dog if he gets too noisy?
The barking lot!

We can name him "Timex". He's a watch dog.

Any other animal - make a barking noise and say "Wow! This monkey (or whatever) is really smart - she speaks a foreign langauge!"

Why did the _____ cross the road?
Answer: It was the chicken's day off
or
To show the chicken how it was done.