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08-25-2008, 11:32 PM
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The Importance of walking
Importance of Walking
Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7000 per month. My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we don't know where he is. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing. I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there. Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate. I do have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. The advantage of exercising every day is so when you die, they'll say, 'Well, she looks good doesn't she.' If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country. I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years,...... just getting over the hill. We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our heads. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. AND Every time I start thinking too much about how I look, I just find a Happy Hour; and by the time I leave, I look just fine. You could run this over to your friends, but just e-mail it to them! Last edited by Harpoetta; 09-03-2008 at 01:07 AM. 
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09-02-2008, 09:52 PM
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I do have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. [/quote] Ha! You are tooo much. What a visual. You know, as a nurse, I see all kinds pf people........well, I'll leave that one right there thank you very much. 
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09-24-2008, 09:49 PM
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Some say I have a big butt. I say the rest of me is too small.
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09-24-2008, 09:56 PM
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I go walking, but there were a few times I was walking for 4 hours and still have a big belly.
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09-24-2008, 10:03 PM
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10-02-2008, 08:14 PM
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I also go walking but only for a few minutes... how long one should be taking a walk every day?
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10-02-2008, 08:20 PM
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does walking to the fridge to get cake count
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