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Old 05-11-2009, 04:40 PM
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chopper you repeated that joke from violet just scroll up

Well, He DID say it was the first blond guy joke...not that it wasn't a repeat.
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There once was a person who tried to click on a button on her screenshot... (See bathroom humor thread. lol)
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Guess who gets to play hooky tomorrow and go make balloons and do a little magic for 300-400 kids....???????????????????????
If around 5 pm .. You hear a faint....aughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHH
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...coming from the ozark missouir area.. It will just be me....LOL..............DEAR LORD.. GIVE ME THE PEACE AND SERENITY TO MAKE IT THROUGH....LOL
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CONGRATULATIONS! Thats great Chopper - How to you inflate your balloons? I hope you have something like the maclight pump or elec pump. Twisting for the entire day is a lot of work, I twist for tulip time in Holland - and the line is over an hour long from start to end... non stop twisting from 10:00 am to 6:00 on Saturday and 12-6 on Sunday - if I did not have my standing pump.. I know my arms would have fallen off. ... BLONDIE - I AM GOING TO see if Rich will hire you for next year.. the painter they had was TERRIBLE!!!


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Thanks sonshine.. But i am doing This with my local alley and there is suppose to be 5 or 6 of us.....i am the beginner so i told them since i only know a handful of balloons.. That i would take my case of magic....it is suppose to be a 4 hour gig....the kids that attend are ones that had to hold a certain level of good grades for the year at i think but dont quote me...6 differnt schools. This will be my first time out in clown.. So im nervous and excited....once im there for an hour ill be fine...ive worked with kids before just not as a clown...i printed up a bunch of pictures of monkeys and kitties and dogs with goofy teeth and strong men and such to put inside my foam/prop camera...i think after i get rid of the butterflies.. I willbe having more fun then the kids..lol.. My alley will probably have to drag me,, kicking and screaming to get me to come home...lol
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Thanks sonshine.. But i am doing This with my local alley and there is suppose to be 5 or 6 of us.....i am the beginner so i told them since i only know a handful of balloons.. That i would take my case of magic....it is suppose to be a 4 hour gig....the kids that attend are ones that had to hold a certain level of good grades for the year at i think but dont quote me...6 differnt schools. This will be my first time out in clown.. So im nervous and excited....once im there for an hour ill be fine...ive worked with kids before just not as a clown...i printed up a bunch of pictures of monkeys and kitties and dogs with goofy teeth and strong men and such to put inside my foam/prop camera...i think after i get rid of the butterflies.. I willbe having more fun then the kids..lol.. My alley will probably have to drag me,, kicking and screaming to get me to come home...lol
That is so cool to have an alley to 'break you in' lol Hope you have lots of fun.
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Did you have to use the word."break"...lol
it was a blessing thats for sure...thanks
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Did you have to use the word."break"...lol
it was a blessing thats for sure...thanks
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bump a nose chopper
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hey there Scoop.... how you doing?
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