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10-05-2008, 04:40 PM
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A snail that got mugged
One night a snail was wriggling along the garden path and a gang of slugs jumped out from behind a plant pot and mugged him. In the morning the policeman asked if he could identify his assailants to which the snail replied “No it happened so fast”!
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10-09-2008, 04:40 PM
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What do slugs say to snails?
"Big issue mate"?
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10-09-2008, 05:35 PM
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What do you call a snail on a ship?
A snailor.
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10-10-2008, 10:53 AM
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I wonder, did anyone here get my last joke?
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10-10-2008, 11:25 AM
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I was afraid to admit I did not. Guess I'm not that good with the Queen's English.
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10-10-2008, 01:13 PM
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Did you hear about the Snail whoes a nascar driver, with a big "s" on the side.
Yeah the fans all set it the stands and Say: "man look at that "S-car-go"!!! AAHHAHAHAH Waka waka!
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10-10-2008, 01:16 PM
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In the UK homeless people sell this magazine called "The Big Issue", to raise some money. "Big Issue mate"? is what they call when trying to get some business. Now think of slugs and snails how they differ.
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10-10-2008, 02:24 PM
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Wow, a thinking man's clown!
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Hugs & Mugs, Pinky http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...ndid=396099051 http://www.new.facebook.com/profile....63536&ref=name *********************************** Be a Minister of Mirth! Share your laughter with the earth!
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10-10-2008, 02:31 PM
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