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Old 05-25-2005, 11:15 PM
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Default A friend just had a baby girl.

Ferdinan and Liza has a beautiful baby girl, oh she's so cute, they just couldn't decide on a name for her so they compromised and named her after both of her parents and called her

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Old 06-14-2005, 01:50 PM
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I dunno Saph, that one kinda "stinks"! :lol:
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Old 06-16-2005, 05:34 AM
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A soldier returned from the gulf on the same day that his wife was delivering their twins. Frantically, he rushed to the hospital and arrived in time to meet his beautiful new children.
The doctor met him at the maternity ward desk and explained that since he wasn't there, and his wife was still unconscience from the anesthetic, that they had allowed his brother -in-law to name the kids.

"Great" said the soldier knowing that his brother-in-law was a real practical joker. "Lets have it. What Ralph name my kids?" "well, he named your daughter; Denise." replied the doctor. Breathing a sigh of relief, He asked. "What about my son?"

"denephew" replied the doctor. :roll:
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That is SO funny! I am going to steal it!


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Old 06-16-2005, 10:31 AM
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Stolen here too! Funny one Scruffy :!:
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