Why don't dogs raid dogfood factories?

[Blossom]

Because it's impossi-kibble!

It's not the best, But I think that it's kinda funy.

Blossom

[Blossom]

Here's one for all you chinease food fans!
What did the tired oriental vegitable say?

"I'm going bokchoy bed"

Not quite sure if that's how it's spelled, but oh well.

Blossom

[Backwards_Bob]

this is one i saw in a book (a kids book)

what do yo call a chinese man who drives his car off a ten story building? choped sueyside! (personally i think thats a little to truthfull for the addiunce it tries to reach