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Good stuff jumpin_jacks!

A SIGN YOU'VE HIRED THE WRONG CLOWN

His clown car must be started with breathalyzer device.
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A SIGN YOU'VE HIRED THE WRONG CLOWN

Props for his "disappearing" trick: a moving van and your wide-screen TV.
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A SIGN YOU'VE HIRED THE WRONG CLOWN

Didn't bring any balloons, but manages to twist your dachshund into other animal shapes.
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:lol: THATS A GREAT ONE!
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A SIGN YOU'VE HIRED THE WRONG CLOWN

Prefaces each trick with, "here's a little number I learned in the joint."
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A SIGN YOU'VE HIRED THE WRONG CLOWN

Wears a T-Shirt that says, "Drug-free since March!"
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i like that one!!
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Thanks! Stop me at any time...PLEASE!
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ok stop im laughing to much :lol:
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A SIGN YOU'VE HIRED THE WRONG CLOWN

His business cards include the phrase "From the Mind of Stephen King..."


I'll leave you with that one! Have Fun Now!
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