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Old 07-06-2005, 06:50 PM
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You crack me UP!!!!!! :lol:

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Old 07-06-2005, 09:08 PM
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what do you call a microwave that doesn't work?

a cupboard
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A SIGN YOU HIRED THE WRONG CLOWN?

HE BRINGS A SIGN WITH HIM THAT SAYS "WILL WORK FOR FOOD"
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Old 07-06-2005, 09:20 PM
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:lol: cool jokes, first time I've seen you pic. cool outfit and costume.
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Old 07-06-2005, 10:42 PM
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its like Lou Jacobs
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Old 07-08-2005, 07:36 PM
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groucho once said......

those are my principles. if you don't like them I have others.
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Old 07-09-2005, 09:11 PM
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groucho once said......

those are my principles. if you don't like them I have others.
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I forgot about that one!
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Old 07-11-2005, 06:45 PM
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i believe Groucho also said (and in your case chetrow i agree)

i never forget a face.But in your case I'll make an exception



*sigh* I crack myself up sometimes! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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