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Old 07-06-2005, 03:38 PM
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What did the bird say when he didnt go to work???


I'll just wing it!!!
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what do you call a mime in a taxi?

A: luckier than me i've been waitin' for hours to get a taxi!!!
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what do you call a mime?


anything...but don't excpect him to reply! :lol:
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Old 07-06-2005, 03:52 PM
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put makup on a man he's weird...put makup on a clown he fits right in!! 8)
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feel free to jump in













[THIS MESSAGE WAS NOT INTENDED TO MAKE YOU JUMP INTO THE COMPUTER] DUH!! :roll:
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what do you call 2 bounty hunters who jumped out of a plain with a parachuit?



















some PAIR-OF-SHOOTERS
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is it obvious??? it's a clown!!



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pick up lines are over rated...so i go to the express line instead! :lol:
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definition of a phycopath
phycopath:a path you walk on
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" their are only 2 things that are infinite, the universe and mans stupidity...and im not sure about the universe"
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thats why we should show of are stupidity as much as we can.
the way i see it if we dont then thats like Piccasso not sharing his art to the world
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