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My 50th class reunion dinner was held at the local country club. The doorman wouldn't let me in because I wasn't wearing a necktie and he didn't have any left to loan me.
He asked me if I had something in my car to use instead—a piece of rope, for instance. After some searching I came up with a small pair of jumper cables.
The doorman looked at my jumper cable necktie, shook his head, and said:
"OK, I guess you can go on in. But don't you start anything!"
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04-16-2006, 11:57 PM
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My 50th class reunion dinner was held at the local country club. The doorman wouldn't let me in because I wasn't wearing a necktie and he didn't have any left to loan me.
He asked me if I had something in my car to use instead—a piece of rope, for instance. After some searching I came up with a small pair of jumper cables.
The doorman looked at my jumper cable necktie, shook his head, and said:
"OK, I guess you can go on in. But don't you start anything!"
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I got a BIG CHARGE outta that one
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05-09-2006, 11:59 AM
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Yesterday I met a man with a wooden leg named Smith. Wha was the name of his other leg?
Ok, Call me dumb, but, I don't get this one.......... splain pleeeaaasseee!  |
05-09-2006, 12:09 PM
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ok i heard that one on mary poppens the one guy said he knows a guy with a wooden leg named smith the 2nd guy thinks the wooden leg is name smith & wants to know the name of the other leg
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05-09-2006, 12:31 PM
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ok i heard that one on mary poppens the one guy said he knows a guy with a wooden leg named smith the 2nd guy thinks the wooden leg is name smith & wants to know the name of the other leg
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Good grief, right over my head! DUUUHHHH.......... I get it. Thanks! :lol: :lol: :lol: |
05-09-2006, 01:30 PM
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lol your welcome
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05-09-2006, 01:35 PM
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ok i heard that one on mary poppens the one guy said he knows a guy with a wooden leg named smith the 2nd guy thinks the wooden leg is name smith & wants to know the name of the other leg
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Good grief, right over my head! DUUUHHHH.......... I get it. Thanks! :lol: :lol: :lol: |
Did that take a lot of "legwork" to get that one there Sparkles?
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05-09-2006, 01:46 PM
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Did that take a lot of "legwork" to get that one there Sparkles?[/quote]
Just burned my brain cells up! I can't even say I'm blond......  |
05-09-2006, 01:47 PM
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yea your violet but everyone has times where their heads go blank for no reason
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