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Old 05-09-2006, 04:47 PM
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Dont go there :roll:

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Old 05-09-2006, 06:47 PM
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I figured since We regularly Clown With "DOC" That would be handy to have....Oh, Doc. Here's that specimen you asked me to bring......" If I can find a longer pair of Pill Bottles, I'll make a "Stronger" pair of perscription glasses. :wink:
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Old 05-09-2006, 08:05 PM
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Oh don't forget your stool sample
[funny thing is most kids don't know it's called stool sample
But a Doc. needs to have that handy.
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Old 05-10-2006, 08:25 AM
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Just burned my brain cells up! I can't even say I'm blond......
Be careful, this might be an opening for a new movement of purple haired clown jokes.
Bring em on!! I can take it!! Hey, might could use them!! :lol: :lol:
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Old 09-13-2006, 04:39 AM
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1.Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

2.A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's
cross-eyed, is there any thing you can do for him?" "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really heavy."

3.Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my
electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."

4.A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!"
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Old 09-16-2006, 03:06 PM
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A woman jumps out of her car, runs inside her house and shouts to her husband, "Honey, I won the lottery! Pack your bags!" The husband says, "Wow! Should I pack for the beach or the mountains?"

"Doesn't matter," she says. "Just get the heck out!"
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