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Old 08-13-2005, 05:38 PM
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In days gone by a man was traveling and his car broke down, He asked a farmer if they could put him up for the night, the farmer replied that they could but the the man would have to share his son's room.

That night while getting ready for bed, the man saw the boy kneel down on his side of the bed, and he thought the boy was saying his prayers. He thought to himself "I need to set a good example" so he kneeled down on his side of the bed. The little boy asked him "Mister what are you doing?" the Man replied "same as you", the which the boy replied.
"I"M gonna tell Momma... the potty's on my side of the bed"....
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Old 08-14-2005, 01:30 PM
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In days gone by a man was traveling and his car broke down, He asked a farmer if they could put him up for the night, the farmer replied that they could but the the man would have to share his son's room.

That night while getting ready for bed, the man saw the boy kneel down on his side of the bed, and he thought the boy was saying his prayers. He thought to himself "I need to set a good example" so he kneeled down on his side of the bed. The little boy asked him "Mister what are you doing?" the Man replied "same as you", the which the boy replied.
"I"M gonna tell Momma... the potty's on my side of the bed"....
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-- by the bye, A traveling salesman needed to be put up for the night, the farmer told him that he'd have to sleep in the barn with his SON. the salesman said "good grief, I'm in the wrong joke".
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