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Old 09-01-2005, 07:59 PM
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Default Patter using reappearing flowers

I bought the reappearing flower prop. I begin by picking the yellow flowers off first. The first one I pick, I say "She loves me." The 2nd one I pick, I say "She loves my snot." Then "she loves me." Then "she loves my snot." Finally "she loves me."

Then I say to the audience, "well if she loves me, then I had better get her some more flowers!" Finally I use my hand and a magic word/phrase to make the colorful flowers appear.

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Old 09-01-2005, 08:56 PM
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Very good Darrell. I like it. Kids love a good snot joke....
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That snot funny. =)

I'll have to look for the reappearing flowers prop!


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Snot so bad, who nose? could be a big blowour.
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Snot so bad, who nose? could be a big blowour.

I meant BLOWOUT
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Old 09-03-2005, 05:00 PM
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ROFL!
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Old 09-08-2005, 11:40 AM
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-Could have the same impact of a Frank SNOTra record.
(in boogie rythm)
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[quote="Walmoe1"]-Could have the same impact of a Frank SNOTra record.
(in boogie rythm)[/quote


This subject is so inspiring, I could write a SNOTta--this is a RUNNING gag

Someone please help me, I can't stop, I've gone mad I tell you hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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Tell me this is SNOT happening!

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Ashes,

No snotty remarks please......
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