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Old 09-05-2005, 05:35 PM
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Last year I had a magic show that I did for a cruise liner. I would do the same show several times a day several days a week. The captain had a parrot whose cage was always at the back of the room where I did my show. He eventually learned all my magic tricks and would torment me whenever I did my magic tricks. When I made some flowers disappear, he would say, "behind his back, behind his back." This went on until one day the ship sank. I was able to swim to a plank but that plank had the parrot on it. For 3 days the parrot and I floated on the plank not saying anything to one another. At the beginning of the 4th day, the parrot said, "OK, I give up, what did you do with the ship?"

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That is so FUNNY!
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Old 09-05-2005, 06:03 PM
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rofl! good one!
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Old 09-06-2005, 09:33 AM
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I like it! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Very cute
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Doh! You didn't say, but did you ever get rescued?

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