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Old 10-12-2005, 04:00 PM
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this is a true story, names have been changed, thought it'd make a good joke or skit.

a woman [Jan] with a recently changed phone # gets a call from another woman [Rita]

phone rings Jan answers "Hello"
Rita "who's this"
Jan "Jan Mason"
Rita "Where's Dan I'm gonna kill him" and hangs up

two weeks later Jan gets another call from Rita
Phone ring Jan answers
Rita "Let me speak to Dan'
Jan "I don't know who Dan is this is the number I was given a couple a weeks ago, when I moved., I tried to tell you ..
Rita "Oh sorry lady I got to go, I go to call Dan and tell him he can move back in with me"
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Old 10-12-2005, 04:08 PM
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Lol!

Women are fickle, aren't they?

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Sounds like one of my cousins!
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Odd thing is this woman tells me his name showed up in the Obits. about 2 wks later.
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