true but FUNNY
this is a true story, names have been changed, thought it'd make a good joke or skit.
a woman [Jan] with a recently changed phone # gets a call from another woman [Rita]
phone rings Jan answers "Hello"
Rita "who's this"
Jan "Jan Mason"
Rita "Where's Dan I'm gonna kill him" and hangs up
two weeks later Jan gets another call from Rita
Phone ring Jan answers
Rita "Let me speak to Dan'
Jan "I don't know who Dan is this is the number I was given a couple a weeks ago, when I moved., I tried to tell you ..
Rita "Oh sorry lady I got to go, I go to call Dan and tell him he can move back in with me"
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