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Old 02-14-2006, 10:13 PM
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Default A caretaker in a cemetery near Beethoven [sp?] grave hear a

A caretaker in a cemetery heard music coming from Beethoven's grave. He got a professor from Princeton to come and sure enough he stated it was Beethovens 6th synphony.
So they got another professor from Harvard to come and he stated now it was definitely Beethoven's 5th synphony
So they got a professor from Clemson, He stated it was definitely Beethoven's 4th Synphony

Yes Beethoven was de-composing....
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Augh! That was really rotten
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Augh! That was really rotten
Not as Rotten as Beethoven....... :wink:
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Default Beethoven joke

Now-now its a good attempt at humus- uh humor.
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Now-now its a good attempt at humus- uh humor.
I kinda DIG it.
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Did I tell you guys about my dad? He's one of the most important people I Know. He has hundreds and hundreds of people under him.

yelp he cuts grass in the cemetery

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