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Old 02-15-2006, 05:29 PM
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A little girl jumps up on her grandpa's lap. She asks him "Grandpa can you make a sound like a frog now?" Grandpa looks at the little girl with a puzzled look. "Now why in the world would you want me to make a sound like a frog?" The little girl replies "Mommy and Daddy said that when grandpa croaks, we're going to Disney World."

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I thought it was funny.
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that was so bad it made me laugh
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It was so funny.
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why do they go to disney world when her grandpa croaks?
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"Croak" is slang for dying. But the girl doesn't grasp that he doesn't just need to say "ribbit".
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thank you, got it
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