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Old 02-20-2006, 11:10 PM
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Default How do you save a drowning mouse?

Use mouse-to-mouse resuscitation!
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Old 02-21-2006, 10:47 AM
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Ewwwwwwww!

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That would be have to be one, REALLY little breathing mask :lol:
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Default Eval. on mouse joke.

A little cheesy but a "mousterpiece" none the less- you should be "rat' proud of that one.
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Old 02-23-2006, 06:52 PM
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ooo yuck

but :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Old 07-21-2006, 05:39 AM
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what is mouse to mouse?
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Old 07-21-2006, 04:28 PM
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It's a play on words..... mouth to mouth-mouse to mouse.

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Old 07-21-2006, 09:55 PM
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So the mice were kissing? Who was this Mickey and Minnie?
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Old 07-22-2006, 07:17 AM
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thank you, I only know a little English.
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im a clown and im not fat......i just big on top ^_^
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