News Item from the Pentegon

[Walmoe1]

Recently released strategic plan

Many troops in Iraq are being replaced with women with P.M.S. for the following reasons:

1) They're leaner
2) They're meaner
3) They hold water longer


P.S.

How many women with P.M.S. does it take to change a light bulb?

--THREE!!!!!!!!! OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???

[tim]

I was of the opinion that we ought to have sent some angry women after Osama Bin Laden with a tub of Nads.

[Scruffy]

Originally Posted by tim

I was of the opinion that we ought to have sent some angry women after Osama Bin Laden with a tub of Nads.

......I thought that the geneva Convention had banned cruel and unusual punishment.
8)

[tim]

This is why some are against women serving in the military.