If you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!!

[Willace-the-Clown]

When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning . . . uphill BOTH ways . .
. through year 'round blizzards. Carrying their younger siblings on their backs . . . to their one-room schoolhouse, where they maintained a Straight-A average, despite their full- time, after-school job at the local textile mill . . . where they worked for 35 cents an hour just to help keep their family from starving to death!

And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it!

But now that I'm over the ripe old age of thirty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today. You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia! And I hate to say it but you kids today you don't know how good you've got it! I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have The Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the damn library and look it up ourselves, in the card catalog!!

There was no email! We had to actually write somebody a letter . . . with a pen! Then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the mailbox and it would take like a week to get there!

There were no MP3's or Napsters! You wanted to steal music, you had to hitchhike to the damn record store and shoplift it yourself! Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio and the DJ'd usually talk over the beginning and @#*% it all up!

And talk of about hardships? You couldn't just download xxx! You had to steal it from your brother or bribe some homeless dude to buy you a copy of "Hustler" at the 7-11! Those were your options!

We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If you were on the phone and somebody else called they got a busy signal, that's it! And we didn't have fancy Caller ID Boxes either! When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was! It could be your school, your mom, your boss, your bookie, a collections agent - you just didn't know!!!
You had to pick it up and take your chances, mister!

We didn't have any fancy Sony Playstation video games with high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600! With games like "Space Invaders" and "Asteroids" and the graphics sucked ass! Your guy was a little square! You actually had to use your imagination!
And there were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen forever! And you could never win. The game just kept getting harder and harder and faster and faster until you died!! Just like LIFE!

When you went to the movie theater there no such thing as stadium seating!
All the seats were the same height! If a tall guy or some old broad with a hat sat in front of you and you couldn't see, you were just screwed!

Sure, we had cable television, but back then that was only like 15 channels and there was no onscreen menu and no remote control! You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on! You were screwed when it came to channel surfing! You had to get off your ass and walk over to the TV to change the channel and there was no Cartoon Network either! You could only get cartoons on Saturday Morning. Do you hear what I'm saying!?! We had to wait ALL WEEK for cartoons, you spoiled little brats!

And we didn't have microwaves, if we wanted to heat something up, we had to use the stove or go build a frigging fire. Imagine that! If we wanted popcorn, we had to use that stupid Jiffy Pop thing and shake it over the stove forever like an idiot. That's exactly what I'm talking about!
You kids today have got it too easy. You're spoiled.

You guys wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in 1980!!!!!

[tim]

Originally Posted by Willace-the-Clown

We didn't have any fancy Sony Playstation video games with high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600! With games like "Space Invaders" and "Asteroids" and the graphics sucked ass! Your guy was a little square! You actually had to use your imagination!
And there were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen forever! And you could never win. The game just kept getting harder and harder and faster and faster until you died!! Just like LIFE!

Pong rules!

[Willace-the-Clown]

lol

[Scooter_MaGee]

It is hard to imagiane how life was back then no cell phones no internet how did any one survive thank god I wasent born untill 81 and I did not have to endure the hardships of the 1970's

[Scruffy]

Remote contols???
We didn't need them. KIDS were the remote contols of the day. I know this because I was one of them!

[Walmoe1]

Id read that one on another site, and I'm with you, I'm older than you, but I remember those hard times, In the 1950's, imagine "having to deal with all those hardships".
Quoting Jeff Foxworthy: "in our house my dad used "time out"-- He'd take time out of his busy day to whup our asses." and " some friends got their five year old a computer-a computer!, when I was five I had one of those flyback paddles with the rubber band and a ball and when the rubber band broke and broke something in the house, mom used the paddle on me--A computer?"

Remember when kids were allowed to act like like kids instead of "little adults" and being silly was considered normal from them"

[Willace-the-Clown]

Jeff Foxwerthy & the other Blue Collar boys are my fav comedions. In my house even the adults act were we are a family of Clowns im just the only one thatwears greasepaint & made a liveing out of it

[Gadget]

*eyes wide* Tell us more about back in the day, Uncle Willace! :P

[Smacky]

Hillarious!

[Jamz]

once upon a time there were only 3 network stations and they went off air right after carson
And when HBO first came on it was on for 2 hrs a day but it took 10months before you could get cable in the first place
AH THE GOOD OLD DAYS