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Old 01-07-2008, 07:49 PM
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You might be a clown if you get to the checkout counter of any grocery store (actually any store) and when you go to pull money our of your pocket its accompanied by balloons and balloon fragments...and walk around magic accessories...
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Old 01-07-2008, 09:14 PM
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"You might be a clown if you get to the checkout counter of any grocery store (actually any store) and when you go to pull money our of your pocket its accompanied by balloons and balloon fragments...and walk around magic accessories..."

Now that's one I've done
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Usually I have more balloon fragments than money.
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I just can't help it but when I take something out of the shelves in the supermarket I often unconsiously start juggling with it. When people see it they do sometimes give me weird looks. I do appologise then and explain them not to mention me because I'm just a clown. Which mostly brings up even weirder looks.
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My fiance wishes I could stop clowning around & start acting mature.
She screamed at me "I'm not going to be sleeping with a clown"
HMM, It brought some ideas to my mind, HE HE HE!
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What is it with Northerners that put sugar in cornbread?? Thats not cornbread! When you put sugar in cornbread it becomes CAKE!!!

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I do the juggling thing in the stores too. I will also just be at a coffeeshop and randomly start having trouble with objects. I wont be able to put something back on a shelf, or I cant put on my coat of backpack.
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The folks in the produce section get kind of angry when you juggle the fruits... atleast thats what i discovered lol
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Exactly how angry they get depends of how good a juggler you are...

I've noticed that. I usually juggle the soup cans, and usually I go one or two tosses past where I should stop.
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