Republican joke

[Pickles]

(Oh boy, Princess, I can't believe you've started this.)

Okay, first of all, to all of my Republican Clown Forum friends, (which is, like, all but two of you), please remember that I love you even though you are Republican. XXOO. That being said.....

What is the difference between Elvis and a smart Republican?

Elvis has been sighted.

[Magic Jeff]

ok here's a 2 person joke...
includes: bob & sandy
what you need to know before hand: sandy's a talk show host




bob: "you know sandy, i'm glad you had me on today!"

Sandy: "your welcome bob, so tell us about your new book."

bob: "uaa..."

Sandy: "are you ok bob?"

bob: "well, this is the first time i've been on a talk show."

Sandy: "don't worry, i heard if you skrew up congress gives you eight hundred billion dollars!"

[Chance Marmalade]

An aide reports "Mr. President, they sent 8 Brazilian soldiers to join us in Iraq." "Goodie goodie gum drops!!!" Georgie shouts. The Aide leaves and Condi wonders why Georgie's so pleased until he asks, "How many is a Brazilian?"

[Darrell]

[quote=Pickles;62530
What is the difference between Elvis and a smart Republican?

Elvis has been sighted.[/QUOTE]

He was spotted back in 1994 when his daughter married Michael Jackson. Not only did he roll over in his grave; he turned a few flips before settling back down in his grave.

[Pickles]

What do you get when you ask a Republican for a penny for their thoughts?

Change.

[oxfordgoofball]

That dosn't make sense you can't make change for a penny. Your just being silly

[tim]

Originally Posted by Pickles

Change.

Yeah, but they stole it from Barrack.

[tim]

Originally Posted by oxfordgoofball

That dosn't make sense you can't make change for a penny. Your just being silly

A half penny will do.