This would be great for the tightrope skit, or handing out in restaurants with your contact information printed on them (although I don't think you should put them directly in anyone's drink). http://www.handmade.com.au/extras/webex_umbrellas.php
The following 3 clowns say thank you to The_Princess_of_Bozonia for this great post:
Somewhere on or (was) on my puter was a funny pic of this lady with her nice new shoes... they had little mini umbrellas attached at the toe of each foot. I still want to do that but I don't want to use those cheesy drink umbrellas -better ones more durable, maybe a tad bit larger. Afix with suction cups.
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Love, peace and chicken grease! *<:O)