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Photos of props
First of all, these are not actual photos I've taken. They are a collection of pun/prop-photos I have collected from the net. Hat's off to the photographer and "star" of the pic. Or the goof as silly as we are to think of it!
The other two, I shall discribe to you as the file size was too large to permit and I sure didn't want to take the time to go back and reduce the file size.
1. Bundle of Joy ---A clown holding as if to hold a little baby all wraped up, only it's a joy bottle.. Hence "bundle of joy"
2. Hair in my milk--- a little stuffed animal rabbit tucked inside a milk carton. Hence " A hair in my milk" Hardi har har! Or hardi hare hare as you will!
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04-13-2007, 10:19 PM
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uhhh, little help?
Okay, I got the first one, what are the other two? BTW, I love the joy dish soap gag. That is a great one!
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04-13-2007, 10:37 PM
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If you run you curser over the pic, it should say the name of the pic which will also reveal the joke. safe sex, red-neck pet carrier, bundle of joy, 18 holes of golf. get it? ** snort** snort**
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04-14-2007, 10:27 AM
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car pool for last one?
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04-14-2007, 06:01 PM
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yes, sorry, car pool. Don't try to reproduce that one!
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04-14-2007, 06:24 PM
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Unless you use a Matchbox car and a miniture pool to put the fire out on that Hot Rod!
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04-14-2007, 09:58 PM
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pool table with little cars?
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04-16-2007, 08:24 PM
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What do you call a can of tomato juice with only 3/4th of the calories?
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04-16-2007, 08:34 PM
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If you put wheels on a plastic swimming pool can you use the car pool lane?
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04-16-2007, 08:42 PM
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Probably not for long as it seems to have a leak.
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