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Old 01-13-2008, 04:30 PM
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Q. How old are you?
A. 6

Response... You're sick? a(hand on their forhead) You don't look sick, hey somebody... call the vet! He says he's sick!

A. No silly I'm SIX,

Oh sorry, I thought you said you were sick. I was 7 when I was your age!
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Old 01-17-2008, 03:04 PM
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OK another one to get the ball roling, COME ON PEOPLE!

How old are you? 10. Wow I was 10 when I was your age.
I usually ask: 'How old are you?' and the kid goes: '6'.
'What??? 60?? Wow, what a grandpa we have here!'
And then the kid goes: '6'!
'What??? 66??? Then we need to take you to the nursing home! This is children's birthday!'

With this one you can't miss and you can adapt it to any age up to ten
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Old 01-17-2008, 03:16 PM
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Also, I don't know if this ever happened to you, but some kids reply: 'Six and a half'.
Then I say: 'At least it's not six and a quarter'
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